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You’re Not an Alpha

Sebastian Calmes
5 min readJul 8, 2021

especially if you think you are.

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If you must think about whether or not you’re an alpha, you’re not one. If you’re awkward and socially inept, but you still think you’re like mysteriously confident and “edgy” you’re not a sigma either. These things aren’t real. They are just ideas. Thoughts we make up to label people and fool ourselves into behaving in certain ways.

Unpopular opinion: there’s no such things as alphas, betas, sigmas, deltas, ligmas and whatever else. It’s BS. Straight P-trap chunks.

“5 traits to tell if you’re an alpha.” Fresh garbagio.

“Do these 8 things to be more alpha.” Blow me.

“Do these things to make you irresistible.” Cornier than a corn field.

“Do these 3 things to be the biggest douchenozzler I mean sexiest man in the room.” STOP.

The reason why this social system is BS is because our definitions are crap. Let’s talk about what society thinks a Chad or an Alpha is:

  • Lotsa Confidence
  • Generally handsome
  • Generally good physique
  • Charming
  • Charismatic
  • Success with woman (relative)
  • Monetary success (also relative)
  • A Fat Cock (just kidding)

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Sebastian Calmes
Sebastian Calmes

Written by Sebastian Calmes

Intuitive Empowerment Coach. Email sebastiancalmes@gmail.com for session inquiry. Phone, virtual, or in-person (Lexington, KY).

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